Cracked-dot-com dismantles my childhood

I spent the larger part of this morning laughing my ass off. This is why.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/

http://www.cracked.com/article_17666_5-cobra-commander-terror-plots-that-might-actually-work.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_17474_7-most-pathetic-gi-joe-characters.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_17400_8-shittiest-transformer-disguises.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_16954_5-reasons-megatron-should-have-fired-starscream-years-ago.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_15287_10-most-disastrous-saturday-morning-cartoon-adaptations.html